Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

owlsongsandgoblinlaughs:

strikelikeahawk:

This is so fucking important.

UGH YES OKAY TIME TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

talesfromweirdland:

methedevotee:

slavicafire:

if you ask for spiritual help from someone - advice, ritual, divination, what have you - and the answer includes anything fishy along the lines of “your medication is clouding your vision” or “to find an answer we might need a more… intimate ritual” or “I will help you but I need you to focus on me and not your other friends” or anything, anything giving off the vibe of manipulation or grooming, you have the right given by all the old gods and shadows roaming this earth to devour said person, gnaw on their bones, and spit on their entire bloodline.

fucking mood listen to her

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

The government has now officially been shut down longer than all of US history … It’s been so long for folks that they’re suing the trump admin for forcing them to work without pay.

Absolutely disgusting how the rich knowingly hurt the poor, this doesn’t hurt any of the trump administration, they already have money, they already have their millions and billions.

Other government workers aren’t so fucking lucky.

I just need you all to know … the republicans at the start of the shutdown had a majority in the house, the senate, the supreme court, and are the fucking literal administration … 

This is what they get done, they starve people, force them into homelessness, all for something that really isn’t fucking important at all.

They don’t care about the wall, it’s a message saying that they can and will destroy people if they don’t get their way… What’s that sound like to you?